How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
Hazel said that July 14th is twelve days after Augustus’ death
ok so it’s July 2nd
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”